Posted by
Daniel Crandall on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 2:15:44 AM
When I get into some serious day-dreaming, I sometimes slip into a world where I'm a famous horror-fantasy author who happens to be a conservative. In that day-dream world Jonah Goldberg's great new book -
Liberal Fascism - should be planting all kinds of idea seeds: A loner, wanders a world overrun by smiley-face festooned, feel good fascists forcing group hugs on the masses; said loner demolishes the liberty crushing facade of smoking bans, mandatory physical exams, and electric cars. ... OK, it needs some work.
Maybe I should go a
Richard Hugo House & Northwest MediaArts "Writing Fantastic Fiction" workshop. I think I found just the one taught by Elizabeth Hand:
Let's see what the course description is to see if it fits what I'm thinking about for my LF post-apocalyptic future stories.
"The popularity of a new genre of fiction that reflects what's really
happening in the world today has surged dramatically since 9/11. Writers have realized that it's a good time to be addressing in fictional terms some of the issues we're facing."
That must be why we're seeing all these books, movies and television shows about the threat of Islamo-Nazism and the death of the West. ... Oh, wait. I better keep reading.
"People are feeling helpless in the face of global warming, the erosion of human rights, political extremists and terrorism."
Well at least she gave a brief nod toward terrorism. I wonder how receptive Ms. Hand will be to my ideas about the threat of Fundamentalist Secular Liberal Fascists, forcing Christians, Marines and Smokers out of America's public squares.
"What would it take to dissolve one of the world's problems? What would
the fulcrum be that could stop what's going on and change everything?
How would you do world building based on the patterns of extinction
we're dealing with now? Plague, flooding, extinction of species; what
is the domino chain impact?"
Wait, what happened to the threat of political extremism and terrorism? Now it's all environment all the time. If this workshop isn't the one that will give my storytelling that big push I need, what are Ms. Hand's suggestion as to what else I might to with my free time?
"Eco-tourism has taken off as people rush to see rainforests and glaciers before they disappear."
Great idea. I'm the center of the universe, at least that what the Barak Obama tells me ("
we are the ones we've been waiting for"). And I will surely live forever (or at least some 70, 80, 90 years or more). I better rush up to Alaska or the Antarctic before those glaciers which have been around only since I started paying attention to them (thousands of years? tens of thousands of years?!? So you say!) melt away because Al Gore won't stop flying in his private jets.
Something tells me that Ms. Hand is not going to like my ideas about a world in which a handful of God-fearing Americans struggle for individual liberty in the smiley-face world of Liberal Fascism.